Well, I just got home, and I’ve had a long day
Kept my hair neatly combed, while working hard for my pay
But this suit and tie, might as well be my tomb
So I let it all fly, when I’m alone in my room

And now I’m feeling so free, Like I can let myself go
Lose the pants, socks, and shoes, like burnin’ fire below
But I keep on the shirt, It’s the tiniest gown
And now I’m living my truth, naked from the waist down!

(Chorus)
I’m Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
I’m Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
I’m Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
Feel the wind on my downstairs!

(Verse)
But then I hear a sound, my baby’s at the front door
Forgot she was comin’ ‘round, I’ll be discovered for sure
What will she do when she knows? Explaining this will be tough
Cuz I like my torso clothed, my bottom half in the buff

So I try to hide, but then I trip and I fall
My flim-flam is out, and she sees me in the hall
She gets that look in her eye, I don’t know what she will do
But then she drops trow, Now she’s doing it too!

(Chorus)
She’s Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
She’s Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
She’s Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
It’s also called “The Winnie the Pooh!

(Instrumental w/ spoken lines)
“I’VE NEVER FELT SO ALIVE!”
“Pants are a prison! My sack feels attacked!”
“Time to get *this* muffin out of the oven!”
“Sitting pantsless on a metal chair lowers your overall body temp!”
“I WANNA RUN A MARATHON LIKE THIS!”
“Hello, I’m from the Disney Corporation. This is a cease and desi-”

(Verse)
Ooh yeah we’re going strong, and it don’t feel like a sin
I’ve got an uncovered dong, her coochie’s out in the wind
We got the thermostat up, Don’t mind the sweat on these gams,
Only own shirts and tops, oh yeah we burned all our pants

So now we’re spreadin’ the news: this is the best way to be!
Lose all your pants, shorts, and skirts, and start to live free.
Let your bootyhairs breathe, Let your bottom half go,
Cuz when it’s business up top, the party is down below!

(Chorus)
We’re Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
We’re Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
We’re Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
Your undercarriage needs
Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
Your Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
Keep Donald Duckin’ it! *yeah*
Feel the chill on your naughty bits!!!